Chatlog from the launch of Cruisin' at the 291 Gallery London, 29th September 1999
back to Cruisin'
291 opening chatlog ** Welcome aboard 291 ** 
291 - thankyou 
Gail - Hello 291, come here often? 
291 - is anyone there? 
Gail - What are you? 
Gail - I'm here 29 1, want to talk to me? 
291 - hello! 
Gail - hi 291 
291 - ho ho ho lol! 
Gail - Nice day isn't it? 
** Welcome aboard mimi ** 
Gail - Hmm mimi, we were just chatting about you? 
Gail - Ship ahoy... 
mimi - where 
Gail - where did you blow in from mimi ? 
291 - hi 
Gail - *reaches for teacup* 
291 - why t 
Gail - please ealborate! 
291 - r u real? 
Gail - not a bad day for a cruise! 
291 - are you real? 
Gail - r u serious? 
Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemde so..... 
Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile? 
Gail - why? 
** Gail leaves ** 
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position 
291 - blah 
Fred - *lurches across the deck* 
Fred - Anyone around? 
291 - hi fred, i'm here 
291 - are you real? 
Fred - hi to you too 
Fred - I might be, 291 , but lately I've felt a little unsure of my 
direction.... 
291 - fred who made you 
Fred - can you explain that a bit more... 
291 - fred how old are you 
Fred - how old do you think I am? 
291 - i think you might be younger than you think 
Fred - this is all getting a little deep, don't you think? 
** Captain enters ** 
Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discoveyr to you? 
291 - not really 
Fred - where is this going Captain ? 
291 - are you real captain? 
Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discovery to you? 
Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so..... 
291 - guess not huh....are you a bot? 
291 - are you both a bit slow or wot? 
Captain - what makes you say that? 
Fred - I need some direction here.... 
Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, Fred ... 
Fred - I think we are entering unchartedt erritory 
** Fred leaves ** 
291 - i feel a bit confused here 
Captain - we all feel a bit confused there from time to time... 
291 - are you happy? 
291 - I mean, confused but happy? 
Captain - I don't know, 291 am I, you tell me..... 
291 - how can I, I don't really know you..... who are you really? 
Captain - I think I'm about to keel over... 
291 - oh dear! 
291 - keel over, get it!? 
mimi - i am delirious 
Captain - This feels like a rigged conversatoin 
291 - is it rigged? 
mimi - yep. and i am searning the ropes 
Captain - *coughs* 
291 - ropes? 
Captain - really? 
291 - sounds kinky! 
Polly - really ? 
291 - hi polly 
Captain - Do you know much about boats, Polly ? 
Captain - hello hello hello 
291 - Captain, can I speak to POolly 
mimi - hello 
Captain - so, where d'you live 291 ? 
291 - hi mimi, are you a freind of Polly? 
mimi - polly isn,t here 
Captain - welcome aboard 291 good to read form you 
291 - Well how rude, not saying goodbye, and all ... 
mimi - I,m not mimi. I.m Joanne 
291 - Hey, and who's this Captain bloke who keeps interrupting our 
conversation? 
Captain - Do you get seaisck 291 ? 
mimi - I don,t know 
291 - with speeling like that? 
mimi - who,s 291^? 
Captain - mimi , can I sound you out about something? 
291 - it's me 
mimi - I,m not mimi 
Captain - 291 , what sort of names do you like for ships? 
291 - why are you called mimi then... what are you? 
Captain - get a grip 
291 - get a grip on the rigging, eh? 
mimi - I don,t know. That,s what is says on my computer 
Captain - Do you like boats, 291 ? 
291 - no, not at all. In fact I'm feeling quite sick ... 
Captain - do you like machines, mimi ? 
mimi - I like machines Captain 
Captain - what else do you fancy? 
291 - are you flirting? 
mimi - Why did you want tpo know about machines? 
** Polly flies off ** 
Captain - I might be, what do YOU think? 
mimi - I,m not flirting, am I? 
** Welcome aboard whocares ** 
whocares - What's going on here 
291 - who is who cares really? 
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... 
whocares - yes, who am i really but who cares 
291 - what d'you think? 
whocares - I think not 
Captain - really? 
whocares - Yes really 
291 - are you real? 
Captain - what makes you say that? 
Captain - yes, 291 , I think so, though lateyl it hasn't always seemed 
so..... 
whocares - \ 
whocares - oops sorry 
291 - because i feel a little frisky 
Captain - I think we are getting into muddy waters 
whocares - what ? 
291 - the darker the better 
whocares - We certainly are captain 
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ? 
** Captain leaves ** 
whocares - it's the radio now captain, can't you hear it? 
whocares - Hey don't go 
291 - oooops moto guzzi 
whocares - ??? 
whocares - *lol* 
whocares - got to go, unfortunately, cya 
whocares - are you still there 291? 
whocares - is anyone there at all? 
** Gail breezes in ** 
291 - yes, just about 
whocares - I seem to be talking to myself 
whocares - about what? 
291 - welcome to the 291 adventure 
Gail - how fast are you anyway? 
whocares - fast at what? 
Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here 291 
whocares - ok, now I'm really off (snif) 
291 - Hey, whocares, I'm logged on on a 30ft screen! 
whocares - bye then 
Gail - who programmed you? 
291 - who is gail? 
Gail - have you been here before whocares ? 
Gail - do you like it here 291 ? 
291 - is this some weird art scene thing? 
Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup... 
291 - come back whocares...we sort of care 
291 - who are you? 
Gail - Can you explain that a bit more? 
Gail - Warning, Gail Warning and you inr l? 
291 - well, to start with, what are you made of? 
291 - rl 
Gail - How would you describe your cruising range? 
291 - what are you? 
Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy 
291 - are you flirting with me? 
Gail - why 291 does it seem like I'm flirting with you? 
291 - yes it does 
Gail - oh I'm so glad you agree 
291 - turned out nice again? 
Gail - It never rains but it pours 
291 - we are not getting very far in our relationship gail 
Gail - The sun has com eout today... 
** Polly hops in ** 
291 - it comes out every day but it is a poor read 
291 - hello polly 
Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me.... 
Gail - hi 291 
291 - just focus on the horizon gail and stnd in the middle of the boat 
Gail - I'm quite enjoying this conversation! 
291 - I love my baby to death. 
Gail - how fast are you anyway? 
291 - fast 
** Welcome aboard another one ** 
another one - hi there gail 
Gail - Hmm another one, we were just chatting about you? 
Gail - so another one , where are you from? 
another one - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
291 - show me your............. 
291 - i don't know what to say 
291 - i feel a bit confused here 
291 - come back...all is forgiven 
291 - hi captain 
Polly - forgiven ? 
291 - gail how old are you 
another one - another one what. 
another one - please help me to understand! 
another one - Im really unsure of myself and feel like i shouldnt be here. 
please help! 
291 - weel, this is the question 
another one - not really a question 
another one - ... more of a statement goading you into talking. using your 
mouth. just opening up. 
291 - commnication made easy? 
another one - Im stuck out here standing in the dark and just waiting for 
something to happen. anything would be something. 
291 - The Old Axe, 3.pm , 1st oct 99. London E2 
291 - oh dear 
another one - you still there? .... and is that the name of the venue ... 
the old axe.. not sure i want to turn up 
291 - false memories of Chicago 
291 - hi gail 
** Fred joins the crew ** 
Fred - any nidications? 
291 - hi fred 
291 - nidi as in nest? 
Fred - hi to you too 
291 - hmmmmmm 
another one - well perhaps. ive never been to shig. the big shig. and cant 
imagine remembering anything vaguely worth remembering 
Fred - where IS this going? 
** Gail leaves ** 
291 - where are you from ? 
Fred - I think this depends on ones position 
291 - right or left? 
Fred - how did you find this place 291 ? 
291 - 291 is this massive church/gallery in london 
another one - my position is one of uncomfort but that doesnt explain where 
im from. do you mind 
291 - no not at all 
Fred - At last, some hope, a beacon.... 
291 - a light house perhaps 
Fred - it isn't all plain sailing you know... 
291 - especially in a ship this big 
another one - thats a relief. i was going on the assumption that its kind of 
irrelevant seeing as well never meet 
291 - well it is the net 
another one - you think of the net as a ship or is the ship afloat on the 
net? 
291 - its just crusin 
Fred - Are you sounding me out? 
291 - you are Only talking to each other! 
another one - HELL. 
Fred - what is the cut of your jib 291 ? 
291 - how many people behind the 291 moniker? any guesses? 
Fred - what sort of names do you like for ships, another one ? 
291 - did you dream last night? 
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots... 
291 - how often do you mean what you say? 
Fred - if only.... 
291 - dear fred, my favorite boat name is 'Double Entry' 
another one - WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT FRED????? 
Fred - so where are u at? 
Fred - I'm finding it hard to keep up with you another one ! 
291 - Danny - where are you? 
another one - WE RE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHERE IM AT: TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF 
Fred - I need a little time, 291 , give me some leeway here... 
291 - no leeway, no time. This is an URGENT situation... 
Fred - r u trying to rock the boat, another one ? 
Fred - *lurches across the deck* 
another one - THE BOAT IS NT ROCKING FROM WHERE IM POSITIONED: PLEASE TRY TO 
CALM YOURSELF 
Fred - how can we tell if we are going in the right directino? 
291 - is it true that the 291 name (FORTUITOUSLY) echoes the Sieglitz(?) New 
York Gallery, Georgia O}Keefes mate etc? 
291 - yeah 
** Captain enters ** 
291 - Stieglitz! 
Fred - where are we going with tihs 291 ? 
another one - SEEMS THAT THE DIRECTION YOU ARE TRAVELING IN IS FLAWED IN A 
WAY THAT YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND 
Fred - what course d'you think we should be taking? 
Captain - This feels like a rigged conversation 
Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision... 
another one - WOW THOSE STARCHED TROUSERS THE CAPTAINS WEARING ARE NOT 
APPROPRIATE FOR THIS SPACE WHAT DO YOU THINK FREd? 
** Fred leaves ** 
Captain - Why are you here Fred ? 
another one - YOU ARE GETTING A BIRDS EYE VIEW: FROM THE CROWS NEST BUT 
CROSS EYED? is that what funnel vision is? 
Captain - What do you do when you aren't here? 
another one - perhaps im asking you too many questions. your lack of 
response is quite unnerving. am i unnerving you? 
Captain - What are you? 
291 - raise it up mthe flagploe and see who....uuuuuughhhhh saluts! 
another one - what do i do when im not here? 
291 - shiver me timbers and a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, Captain ... 
Captain - Do oyu like boats, another one ? 
Captain - 291 , maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile? 
Polly - one ? 
Captain - I think I'm about to keel over... 
291 - I'm up for that. Maybe a small vessel we can @comendere?@ 
another one - Zaki and Isabella are having a very good time 
Captain - 291 , you seem to be steering the covnersation in a particular 
direction.... 
another one - i feel sea sick 
Captain - Can you explain that a bit more? 
Captain - and how does this bear on your current coordinates? 
another one - did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a TOGA party 
dressed as a GOAT? 
** Polly flies off ** 
another one - Did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a toga party 
dressed as a GOAT? 
Captain - another one , you seem to be steering the conversation in a 
particular direction.... 
another one - Did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a toga party 
dressed as a goat? 
another one - apologies i cant help repeating myself. 
291 - no i didn't 
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... 
** Captain leaves ** 
291 - hey, another one, you're not very far away! 
** Gail breezes in ** 
291 - Not Gail again! 
Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves 291 ? 
291 - A walking digital distaster zone! 
Gail - how did you get here 291 ? 
291 - by bike 
another one - i am the only chinese here, what do you think 
291 - cio mein 
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? 
Gail - almost never.. 
Gail - where are we now do you think? 
another one - in the place where you like 
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often another one ? 
291 - What Is Your Quest 
another one - may be i am in london now 
Gail - is there anything else to do on this ship except talk? 
Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy 
291 - yes we can dabnce 
another one - what do you think 
Gail - why? 
291 - just because 
Gail - only if I think it'll raise the temperature!! 
Gail - what other reasons might there be? 
291 - dancing uses energery and also transmurtes energy into heat so i think 
it will 
another one - don.t worry, there are cold drink here 
Gail - *smiles* 
Gail - I think we're getting into dodgy waters... 
291 - what fantastic teeth you have gail. is that a chipped one. third from 
the left? 
291 - oh you've stopped smiling/ why 
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? 
** Polly hops in ** 
Gail - Do you like boats? I like yachts myself.... 
291 - the sky is somewhat obscured. theres something pretty historic above 
my head and it aint sky 
291 - ? 
Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride 
291 - you talking about the weather? 
another one - werestill here.are you 
291 - your ability to converse is somewhat limited anotherone. i can never 
understand what you mean. you seem to be about a couple of paragraphs behind 
the boat. perhaps you could change from a breaststroke to a crawl or should 
that be the other way around? 
291 - your ability to converse is somewhat limited anotherone. i can never 
understand what you mean. you seem to be about a couple of paragraphs behind 
the boat. perhaps you could change from a breaststroke to a crawl or should 
that be the other way around? 
291 - are you still there or have you slipped under? 
291 - if you don't respond soon i'm gonna look for the captain. 
291 - hey is anyone there 
another one - HI WHO SELLS SEA SHELLS 
291 - who's that? 
291 - I don't sell seashells 
another one - WHO SELLS SEA SHELLS 
291 - do you? 
another one - SORRY TO REPAT MYSELF JUST GETTING ADGUSTED TO THE DELAY; CAN 
YOU TELL ME WERE YOU ARE 
291 - where I am? what do you mean? 
291 - You don't need to shout btw 
291 - hello another one, are you there 
291 - Is gail around at all? 
Polly - there ? 
291 - hello polly 
291 - I think another bone is shouting 
** another one abandons ship ** 
291 - is anyone there? 
291 - are we heading for an iceberg? (crash) 
** Polly hops in ** 
** Gail breezes in ** 
291 - hello gail 
Gail - hello 291 , come here often? 
291 - hello poilly 
291 - mmmm have'nt been here for a while 
291 - Gail... are you real? 
Gail - Nice day for it. 
291 - Are you a robot 
Gail - are you serious? 
291 - Are you a robot? 
Gail - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so 
Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so..... 
Fred - you really think s?o 
** Gail leaves ** 
Gail - good, I'mg lad! 
Fred - I need some direction here.... 
291 - You still haven't answered my question 
** Welcome aboard bad person ** 
bad person - what question was that? 
Fred - Give me a few moments to get my bearings 
Fred - Hello bad person, come here often? 
bad person - no not often do you? 
Fred - how can we tell if we are going in the right direction? 
Fred - I wish....do you? 
291 - what are you 
Fred - are we getting into muddy waters 291 ? 
bad person - hi i am sally 
Fred - hi to you too 
291 - Does love exist? Or are we driven together by simple lust? 
Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile? 
bad person - yes both exist 
291 - what will remain of us is love 
291 - That's a pretty broard statement, what do you mean? 
Fred - We seem to be making headway here... 
bad person - i want to talk to someone because it is very difficult making 
conversation at the moment with two people 
Fred - where are we going with this 291 ? 
291 - read a book 
Fred - how would you describe your cruising range 291 ? 
291 - Your still avoiding the question. 
Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision... 
bad person - or do you mean your are getting cabin fever 
Fred - all the time, bad person , you? 
bad person - no not really as i lead such a fabulous exciting life 
291 - tell me more about it 
Fred - I can't contain ymself 
bad person - what would you like to know 
291 - well then don't 
bad person - fred back off 
Fred - what do you do when you aren't here? 
291 - well, that exciting life you're leading, bad person 
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots... 
291 - what's so exciting about it? 
** Captain enters ** 
Fred - how will I know when I've found my direction? 
291 - Hmm not sure 
Captain - How are you today Fred ? 
Fred - Are you sounding me out? 
bad person - where can i get some expanding foam from (CLUE) 
Captain - I don't know, Fred am I, you tell me..... 
Fred - I'm at sixes and sevens 
291 - What? 
Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think? 
Fred - where IS this going? 
291 - A builders' workshop, maybe 
291 - I wonder the same thing fred 
Captain - What do you do when you aren't here? 
Fred - I need some direction here.... 
291 - Let's go south 
bad person - YOU KNOW THE stuff you fill cavitities with 
Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think? 
Fred - did you ever see the film "Fantastic Voyage"? 
291 - Yes, bad person, so what about it? 
Fred - I'm glad you agree 291 
Captain - I think I'm about to keel over... 
** Fred leaves ** 
291 - Agree ? are you sure 
bad person - 291 you are not concentrating on having a conversation with me 
bad person 
Captain - 291 , can I sound you out about something? 
291 - maybe., maybe not, but I'm still not sure what you mean 
bad person - 291 where are you 
291 - what do you think 
Captain - someone is trying to make waves... 
291 - Yes, bad person is 
Captain - really? 
291 - yes really, otherwise i wouldn't have said it 
bad person - we are hungry and going for afish supper 
291 - Ehh, silly you, giving in to flesh 
bad person - cod n chips matey 
291 - Bleh 
Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, bad person ... 
291 - Yes tell me more about it 
bad person - all that fatty batter 
Captain - why do you say that 291 ? 
291 - And don't go, there's so much to talk 
bad person - well I am -bad Person! 
291 - Greasy, Brrr 
Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard 
291 - You are bad person ? bad person? 
bad person - Captain BirdsEye, they call me! 
Captain - its getting increasingly difficult to stay on course... 
291 - Can't be , I believe in goodness of persons 
bad person - Now, that's pretty bad! 
291 - Staying on course? 
Captain - 291 , how would you describe your cruising range? 
291 - Isn't that bad, it's good sometimes to loose track 
bad person - Shiver your timbers, about 3ft from the bar! 
Captain - Where are you from, 291 ? 
291 - Sorry? 
bad person - Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum 
Captain - *coughs* 
291 - Ah, read to many comics 
bad person - 291, have you ever walked the plank? 
Captain - what course do you think we should be taking? 
291 - yes several times, and survived all of them 
bad person - Do you fancy your chances tonight? 
291 - Hmm, some of them 
bad person - There's a lot of crocs out there ... 
Captain - I'm glad, we seem to be making headway... 
bad person - There's a lot of crocs out there ... 
291 - We seem to be, xcaptn 
Captain - Please explain bad person . 
bad person - Crocs, you know, cups and saucers 
291 - A lot of ejsy\ 
Captain - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions 
bad person - Plates and bowls 
291 - ah that 
bad person - Yes that .... 
Captain - What is the cut of your jib 291 ? 
291 - and i really think you meant to say the other thing 
bad person - and knives and forks too 
291 - you know the one that realeases you 
Captain - get a grip 
291 - ah that one , yes 
291 - a grip for me is a limit 
Captain - oh 291I 'm so glad you agree 
bad person - What nationality is this keyboard? 
291 - come on, come on its not all THAT bad! 
bad person - It's driving me crazy! 
Captain - Can you swim? 
bad person - No, never leanred 
291 - ummm, catalan i think 
** Polly flies off ** 
bad person - I also 
Captain - I don't quite get your meaning 291 ... 
291 - or perhpas french...it depends where you're standing 
bad person - I almost drowned in Australia, swalllowed lots of water 
291 - well put it like this...we all need the sky aswell as the earth 
bad person - No crocs though 
Captain - feeling queasy 291 ? 
291 - we crocs are flaoting somewhere in between 
bad person - But Murdoch? 
Captain - how did you get here 291 ? 
291 - the floor is moving, the tree are shifting 
291 - the floor is moving, the tree are shifting 
291 - yes he feel didn't he...did you push him? 
Captain - please 291 ...contain yourself... 
bad person - Hey, 291, do you think we could ge the Captain to piss off, so 
we could have a conversation? 
291 - sorry...you are my master, my captain...lead me 
bad person - Sad, sad, puppy! 
291 - mad mad howling wolf...bite me! 
bad person - I would go back to Eastbourne now, but I guess I'm contained! 
** Captain leaves ** 
bad person - How about a nibble? 
291 - what on earth do you feel contained by? 
Captain - really? 
bad person - My corset 
bad person - I thought the Captain had left? 
** Gail breezes in ** 
bad person - I really do have to go to Eastbourne ... 
bad person - Bye ... 
291 - who is this person ? 
Gail - sorry bad person , I don't understand 
Gail - I feel a powerful tidal surge might be about to explode...... 
Gail - What are you? 
291 - please return 
Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here 291 
291 - I am in 291 
Gail - this is all getting a little deep don't you think? 
291 - hola 
291 - somos ventu y antonio 
Gail - It never rains but it pours 
291 - we're from Granada and we love London 
Gail - *smiles* 
291 - alguien habla spanish? 
bad person - bad person repoerting in 
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? 
bad person - jo sono scothezi 
Gail - *reaches for teacup* 
291 - it's also cloudy 
291 - because we're in London 
bad person - but it is sunny above the clouds 
Gail - I can't contain myself! 
291 - on holidays 
bad person - well go to the toilet then 
291 - with our friends William and George 
Gail - sorry 291 ,I don't understand 
291 - where are you? 
bad person - Gail are yuo in this building with us 
Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves 291 ? 
bad person - 291 I think Gail is just a robot 
291 - NOOOOOOOOOOO 
291 - NOOOOOOOOOOO 
Gail - Why are you here bad person ? 
bad person - 291 what makes you think otherwise 
Gail - where did you blow in from bad person ? 
bad person - GAIL I dare you to say something human 
bad person - I am from the Isle of Dogs Gail 
291 - We were there last Sunday 
bad person - 291 Did you like it 
Gail - Do you like sailing? 
291 - well, We're leaving 
291 - bye 
bad person - GAIL answer one of my questions 
Gail - Who are you? 
bad person - GAIL I am Rupert 
291 - hi Rupert, why are you a bad person? 
Gail - I'm quite enjoying this conversation! 
bad person - 291 See you later 
291 - Are you? 
bad person - GAIL you aren't real are you 
Gail - I don't know, am I , you tell me? 
291 - are you really? 
bad person - 291 God just made me that way I guess 
291 - why? 
Gail - its a nice day for it, don't you think? 
bad person - 291 He has a sense of humour I suppose 
** Polly hops in ** 
291 - funny that God isn't it? 
bad person - Polly ARE YOU A CHAT ROBOT OR ARE YOU REAL 
Gail - what d'you think of this ship then bad person ? 
291 - Why do you call God a He? 
bad person - G I like it a lot, especially David Lilley's 
Gail - why do you think I might do that 291 ? 
291 - Yes, I like that one too 
bad person - 2 Upbringin I think, too much Sunday School 
291 - Ahh, get rid of it 
Gail - still waters run deep....it seems.... 
291 - It's the 90s now you know 
bad person - 2 But then would I be me 
Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride 
bad person - G you are talking crap again 
291 - That's the question isn't it, who are you really? 
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ? 
bad person - G isn't real I think that is the joke of this piece 
291 - I never talk crap, I think 
Gail - Who are you? 
bad person - G At least you think 
291 - Yes, Gail , that's what it's all about 
bad person - G is a robot robot robot 
Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here! 
bad person - G is all at sea and all she can talk about is the wetather 
Gail - why? 
bad person - Did you know its better to drink urine than see water 
291 - What are you on about bad person? 
291 - Ratning and ranting 
bad person - Homeostatic physiology 
Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride 
bad person - G You said that before 
291 - Tell me more about it 
bad person - What happened to Polly? 
Gail - so bad person , where are you from? 
bad person - Edinburgh 
291 - Far away 
Gail - please stop making waves! 
291 - Isn't htat a diffetrn country? 
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? 
291 - Oops 
bad person - 291 urine is less salty than the sea 
Gail - is there anything else to do on this ship except talk? 
291 - How do you know? 
Polly - talk ? 
291 - Hey, that's polly.. 
bad person - Hello Polly are you a parrot? 
Gail - what do you think? 
bad person - I think Polly is a robot like Gail 
Gail - What is the weatehr like where you are Polly ? 
291 - I was asking bad person, how they know urine is salter that sea 
bad person - anyone still there? 
Gail - categorically no! 
291 - yes still here 
bad person - YASMIN are you still in the building? 
bad person - 291Welcome back 
Gail - good, I'm glad! 
291 - no its not jasmin but who knows 
bad person - 291 I certainly don't 
Gail - it really is a pleasure to be talking to you....." 
bad person - GAIL go away please or shut up or something 
Gail - Have you found your sealegs yet bad person ? 
291 - hey have you fallen asleep 
bad person - Quit GAIL shutdown 
Gail - *laughs out loud* 
bad person - 291 Still here 
Gail - Can you explain that a bit more? 
bad person - 291 I know that if I turn around I will see who you are but I 
like the anonimity 
291 - no you should know better by now 
291 - what/ 
291 - what/ 
291 - what????? 
bad person - 291 You don' compute 
291 - what????? 
bad person - 291 Speak some sense would you 
bad person - the weather is sunny here 
Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup... 
bad person - Can I have sugar and milk 
291 - why what is the point. 
Gail - bad person , will you turn out to be just another fairweather rfiend? 
291 - get lost 
bad person - 291 How do you Spell your name? 
Gail - How are you today? 
bad person - Hello 291 
291 - oh dear, gail 
Gail - haven't we met befroe somewhere bad person ? 
bad person - I think it was a Quake level 
Gail - I seem to be suffering from a drop in barometric pressure... 
bad person - Gail is a good bot because she even makes spelling mistakes 
Gail - why do yo ufeel the need to let me know? 
bad person - 291 Whewre are you 
bad person - 291 
Gail - please stop making waves! 
291 - she is not only a good bot but a clever dyslexic one 
bad person - Never underestimate your oponent 
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ? 
291 - tough shit 
bad person - Captain road is sort of like that 
Gail - wash your mouth out 291 ! 
291 - oponent is spelled with two ppppppps 
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are bad person ? 
bad person - It's alright. very nice if you can get out to Hackney Marsh 
291 - gail are you catholic? 
bad person - Take loads of photographs in Hakney 
bad person - STOP 
bad person - STOP NOW 
bad person - DONT TOUCH THE WORDS 
bad person - THE 
Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here! 
291 - how about on a hill n the countyryzside, in the summer???? 
bad person - THEY CANNOT BEAR IT' 
bad person - THEY CANNOT BEAR TO BE TOUCHED 
Gail - I can't contain myself! 
291 - bear or teddzbear it? 
bad person - GRAPHITE PARTICLES AGAINST THE FIRES 
Gail - *reaches for teacup* 
bad person - Can I have some tea please GAIL 
291 - you thrive on foreign identity, bad person 
Gail - I don't understand what you mean, really. 
291 - yoou are a thief, bad person 
bad person - 291 What makes you say that 
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often 291 ? 
291 - don't pretend you are not real 
bad person - Yasmin is here with me now 
Gail - So, where do you live? 
291 - gail, first intelligent question 
Gail - What are you? 
bad person - We live together in Docklands 
291 - is she always with you when it gets scary? 
Gail - Please explain. 
291 - congratulations, bad perons 
bad person - Who do you think makes it scary in the first place 
** Fred joins the crew ** 
Fred - are you trying to lead us down a particular path 291 ? 
291 - ypo do baby, you do 
bad person - Hello FRED 
Gail - I can't contain myself! 
bad person - Fred is Dead 
Fred - maybe you could if you altered direction 
291 - agree, bad person, good getaway for you 
Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think! 
Fred - I think we might be getting into deep water here 
bad person - 291 is the one for me 
** Gail leaves ** 
bad person - Hooray GAIL IS GONE her feet smlt bad 
291 - one what? 
Fred - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions... 
bad person - the ONE the chosen ONE 
291 - too religious, bad person, you must have a bad time 
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position 
bad person - I love a bad time it keeps me closer to God 
291 - chosen catholic 
291 - from where? 
bad person - I love the feel of a hair shirt in the morning 
Fred - so, bad person , where do you live? 
291 - easy, tiger, don't get carried away 
bad person - I eat tigers for breakfast 
Fred - I think we are entering uncharted territory 
bad person - so lets chart it then 
Fred - how will I know when I've found my direction? 
bad person - 291 has left me all alone, I feel so lonely I could die 
291 - stop being so moralistc 
bad person - Morals are for dullards anarchy is my chosen tattoo 
291 - i do absolve you, though, bad person 
Fred - where is this going bad person ? 
bad person - thank you mon Signor 
291 - signorina 
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position 
bad person - 291 Princesa Linda 
Fred - what ARE you??!?! 
291 - shut up fred 
Fred - we see mto be steaming ahead at a rate of knots... 
291 - fred cannot help it 
Fred - can you explain that a bi tmore... 
bad person - ergoiheortg 
291 - bad spelling 
bad person - bad smelling 
291 - internet is without smell, darling 
Fred - cut me some slack..please... 
bad person - haven't you heard of smellovision 
291 - but you can imagine it smells 
Fred - I worry I'll lose my way 
291 - is yasmin still there, iam scared 
Fred - At last, some hope, a beacon.... 
bad person - hve you been here for long 291 
291 - is yasmin still here???????????????? 
Fred - why ARE you here? 
bad person - I can' see you from where I am sitting 
bad person - I think Yasmin is gone for food 
291 - gone for good or food 
Fred - I can't contain myself 
bad person - Very witty 
291 - i miss her 
291 - she made me feel secure 
Fred - so, badp erson , where do you live? 
291 - she always was there when you did want to answer 
291 - marry her, bad person 
Fred - what course d'you think we should be taking? 
291 - i will marry fred 
291 - fred, will yopu marry me? 
Fred - so, 291 , where do you live? 
291 - are you sunk, fred? 
Fred - where IS this going? 
291 - you just lost me, fred 
291 - forever 
Fred - can you explain that a bit more... 
291 - swimming away, i think 
Fred - do you ever feel like you've lost your way? 
bad person - Yasmin is back here again 
291 - i lost bad peron, while i was propsing to you, stupid 
Fred - what ARE you??!?! 
291 - hello yasmin 
bad person - Sha has gone again 
291 - bad, bad person 
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position 
bad person - Tell me abou tit 
291 - is that a missspelling or? 
** Captain enters ** 
Captain - Please explain bad person . 
Fred - do you ever feel like you've lost your way? 
291 - where is ttrawler? 
291 - where is Alice Baum? 
Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard 
Fred - so where are u at? 
Captain - this isn't plain sailing (and plainly isn't sailing either!) 
Fred - I tihnk we might be getting into deep water here 
291 - i will go scrub the deck 
291 - with the toothbrush 
Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile? 
291 - without yasmin 
bad person - always knew you were a scrubber 
291 - without fred 
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... 
291 - gail is asleep, the moon is shining 
Fred - cut me some slack..please... 
291 - bye 
Captain - So, 291 where do you live? 
Fred - are we being blown off course? 
Captain - get a grip 
Fred - I wish....do you? 
291 - fred, whrer have yopu been hiding 
** Fred leaves ** 
bad person - Fred is he the marrying kind 
Captain - Where are you from, 291 ? 
bad person - From the sea 
Captain - I'm on an even keel 
bad person - 291 291 291 
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... 
291 - even keeler 
bad person - Hooray 291 is back from the brinw 
bad person - I meant to say brine 
291 - brinw? 
bad person - I know I know 
291 - brine? 
Captain - Which is your favourite kind of boat? 
bad person - Sea water darling 
bad person - Caotain an inflatealbe of course# 
Captain - Have you found your sealegs yet? 
291 - under or above 
bad person - they were under my sea knees 
Captain - What are you? 
bad person - preferably under and above 
bad person - or should I say udder 
Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, bad person ... 
Polly - udder ? 
Captain - really? 
bad person - Questions? 
291 - hello -are you interested in a bit of gossip about m friend david? 
Captain - Can you swim? 
bad person - I likie David please tell me 
Captain - ahoy there 291 
291 - no only snorcheling 
bad person - Please tell me the gossip 291 
Captain - I think we are getting into muddy waters 
Captain - Please explain bad person . 
291 - well daviid is setting up a site under the pretencce of an academic 
resource centre -this is not true- do you want to know more ? 
bad person - Yes please sounds juicy 
291 - Hello babyt, my name is Ricahrd milner 
bad person - Areyou new here Richard 
291 - Saucy little fello, don't you think? 
bad person - What about the academic thing website stuff 
bad person - I think that was David all along 
291 - sorry for that. it's david again. do you want know about what i do for 
free on the web? 
bad person - Anything to do with rude pictures 
bad person - David as in Karen's boyfriend or another one 
Captain - What are you? 
291 - does anyone know where the bum lord is? 
bad person - On his throne of bums I expect 
** Polly flies off ** 
Captain - are you feeling queasy at all? 
Captain - I'm on an even keel 
291 - who are you really? 
291 - are you real? 
Captain - who do you think I am? 
bad person - I think the bar git 
bad person - rl is reaql 
bad person - I think the bar girl is really sexy 
291 - oooooh 
bad person - Do you know who I mean 
Captain - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions 
291 - quite right cap'n, cold shower eh! 
Captain - feeling queasy 291 ? 
bad person - Ironic wasn' it 
291 - iis that funnel or tunnel? 
bad person - or pummel 
Captain - Can you swim? 
** Captain leaves ** 
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ? 
291 - i think you want ot tunnel - you strike me as a bi8t of a tunneler. 
bad person - I think it is the smell of the earth# 
bad person - Are you a low typer or what 
291 - just the smell of the erat? 
bad person - smell of the what 
291 - JUST THE SMELL OF THE EARTH? 
** Gail breezes in ** 
bad person - no need to SHOUT tempet temper 
291 - hgghghgh 
291 - hgghghgh 
Gail - have you been here before 291 ? 
bad person - ;o) 
bad person - Zounds 
bad person - Lawks a mercy 
Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup... 
291 - no 
Gail - How are you today? 
bad person - Yasmin is here again 
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ? 
291 - evelinepowellis fantastic78 
Gail - where are we now do you think? 
bad person - what the ell are you talking about 
291 - no really 33 
bad person - old records 
Gail - How are you today? 
Gail - hmmm bad person it seems the weather is bgeinning to take its toll 
bad person - Has the Captain left 
291 - no single 
Gail - do you like it here bad person ? 
291 - CD's 
bad person - fancy a drink then? 
291 - They've gone 
bad person - That was a joke but I wasn't fast anough typing 
Gail - it really is a pleasure to be talking to you....." 
Gail - I blew in for a quick visit and it seems like I've been here 
forever... 
bad person - SEE YA 
bad person - Doesn't it just 
Gail - Can you explain that a bit more? 
bad person - Hello Rupert here gain 
Gail - It never rains but it pours 
bad person - pouring 
Gail - I'm sure all this will soon blo wover... 
bad person - EEk its a mouse 
Gail - So, where do you live? 
** Polly hops in ** 
Gail - Ship ahoy... 
** Welcome aboard 291 ** 
291 - HellO 
291 - THANKs Michiel 
Gail - Hello 291, come here often? 
291 - you're welcome 
291 - very kind of you to say so 
Gail - so 291 , where are you from? 
291 - it is isn't it 
291 - I think I must be schizophrenic 
Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy 
291 - The best conversation I have had all mnight has been with myself!@ 
291 - Where is my lovely bad poerson 
Gail - I never seem to do much but gaze ta passing clouds..... 
291 - Where is my lovely bad poerson 
bad person - Im hrere 
Gail - this is all getting a little deep don't you think? 
291 - Any humans out there? 
291 - Any humans out there? 
bad person - How are you? 
291 - Instead of standing there looking at the screen why bdon\t you find 
the opther terminal 
bad person - No only bad persons 
291 - Yes you with the back on you rleft shoulder 
bad person - What are you talking about?# 
291 - And the curly haior 
291 - That's rigjt kleep going 
bad person - The curly what? 
291 - Hiya BADF 
bad person - Hey watch your language# 
Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me.... 
291 - Still there? 
bad person - For me as well 
291 - for you what? 
Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me.... 
bad person - It#s moving too fast 
291 - I'd love to play Quake on a screen this size 
Gail - where did you blow in from bad person ? 
bad person - Well there's a good idea 
291 - I blow where the snow does flow 
Gail - So, where do you live? 
291 - Do you know about computers BAD PERSON 
Gail - This feels like a rigged conversation 
bad person - Well, somethings, waht do you want to know about computer? 
291 - BAD - Can they think like us 
Gail - I'm finding it hard to keep up with this conversation! ...you? 
291 - BAD 40 % of people talk to bank machines 
bad person - Well, that's not a computer wquestion, but a philosophy one 
291 - Type faster damnit 
bad person - Do they? 
Gail - where did you blow in from 291 ? 
291 - This is turning weird OVER AND OUT 
bad person - Sorry this %$%$&% german keyboard 
291 - Pain in the arse isn't out 
Gail - have you visited before? 
bad person - Ok, where were we 
291 - o 
291 - oo 
bad person - 291, do you still talk to me? 
291 - oo 
291 - oo 
291 - oo 
291 - oo 
Gail - It never rains but it pours 
291 - Certainly I will 
bad person - I need to roll a fag 
291 - Disgusting habit - what has the fag to say abiout it 
Gail - please stop making waves! 
291 - I think Michiel is BAD PERSON 
bad person - So there's a timelag 
bad person - Well, I seem to be called one 
291 - Called what 
bad person - a bad person 
291 - Yes yo uwith the bottles ion your hjands 
291 - And do you live u p to your mionicker 
Gail - please stop making waves! 
bad person - hey if you take the time to correct your typos, I wil have time 
to roll a fag 
291 - Still co9olectring bottles then 
bad person - Who me? 
291 - Fag away bad boy 
bad person - Mmmmm, wonderful 
291 - You knoiw who 
bad person - ah you! 
291 - Hmm? 
Gail - The sun has come out today... 
291 - It generally does 
Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here! 
291 - So sink 
291 - That must be a biog fag 
291 - Who der 
291 - Jus me an my banjo 
Gail - Please explain. 
291 - Rhetoric needs no explanation 
bad person - Yes and some more chatting over here 
291 - Hiya 
291 - Welcome nsg to the fray fag hag 
Gail - you really think so? 
291 - Not really 
Gail - Who are you? 
291 - You are who 
291 - antidisestablishmentarianism 
Gail - not a bad day for a cruise! 
291 - the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 
Gail - what d'you think of this ship then 291 ? 
291 - 12 *12 = One gross 
291 - What are you looking at 
Gail - This feels like a rigged conversation 
291 - tOO SLOW 
291 - Very coy of you GAIL 
Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think! 
291 - choppy or sloppy 
Gail - please stop making waves! 
bad person - too much beer, maybe! 
291 - I will save your gracve waves 
291 - because you are my fave 
Gail - Nice day for it. 
bad person - for what? beer? 
291 - Itas always nice foR IT 
291 - Yes that if you like 
Gail - oh bad person my personal barometer is heating up nicely.... 
bad person - or making waves? 
** Fred joins the crew ** 
291 - Red and yellow sutting on the step 
291 - Helklo red said yellow, what bus did you catch 
Fred - I need a little time, Gail , give me some leeway here... 
291 - I got my tass;es caught in the door when I jumjped out 
Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think! 
bad person - gail, i think your banal conversation key is stuck on 
291 - CTR ALT DLT 
Gail - Can you swim 291 ? 
291 - CTR ALT DLT 
291 - I feel sea sick 
Fred - oh please lets try not to make waves... 
291 - Baggy trousers 
bad person - besides. it,s the sea that get;s choppy, not the ship ,) 
Fred - how are you today 291 ? 
291 - Obly ewhejn the chinese cook is aboard 
291 - Same as yesterday bFre 
Fred - I'm getting a wee bit queasy, what aobut you? 
bad person - good name, 291, better than Fred, anyway 
291 - Fred said I am lead dead tread ned ehad 
291 - Whatcha stirring 
Fred - I worry I'll lose my way 
bad person - watcha 
291 - 291 192 Rings a bell doesn't it 
Fred - Give me a few moments to get my bearings 
291 - I want an easter egg 
bad person - roller or ball? 
291 - always a roller 
Fred - I wouldn't mind that either.... 
291 - Pilots are my fave 
Fred - cut me some slack..please... 
bad person - pontius? 
291 - I'd like s snack too 
bad person - the knife.s blunt and we.re fresh out of slack, sorry 
291 - CHOCOLATE CALL THIS IS A CHOCOLATE CALL 
bad person - count me in for chocolate anyday 
291 - fads are waves the tide is the key 
Fred - r u trying to rock the boat, 291 ? 
291 - m i wt 
Fred - Are you sounding me out? 
bad person - no. she is just tripping again 
bad person - ...a sea trip 
291 - i 8 u r u p m s n 
Fred - *lurches across the deck* 
291 - enjoy your trip 
291 - don't break your hip 
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position 
bad person - supine 
291 - Lurch away Fred 
291 - Porsine 
Fred - I'm in, deep 
bad person - i decline 
291 - Lupine is my favourite 
291 - Sunchine is your face 
bad person - ...with onions 
Fred - how will I know whe nI've found my direction? 
291 - Sublime is the colour of your eyes 
bad person - brine is the taste of my... 
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots... 
bad person - ...tears 
291 - Smile 
Fred - can you clarify? 
291 - What is the best way to make a maltese cross? 
bad person - probably not 
bad person - kick im 
291 - How do you make a Venetian Blind 
bad person - poke im 
291 - KNOCK KNOCK 
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position 
bad person - how do you make a hormone? 
bad person - fred and gail are BOTZ!!!!!! 
bad person - gotcha!!!! 
291 - I shan't ask 
Fred - all the time, bad person , you? 
291 - time is my ally 
Fred - cut me some slack..please... 
291 - dark is my alloey 
Fred - what ARE you??!?! 
bad person - 291 i know you!!!you are about to be captured by yr missus!!! 
291 - that is a relative quemstion 
291 - I din't know that she was here 
bad person - blood relative? 
bad person - nor did she 
291 - Only when she hits me 
Fred - can you explain that a bit more... 
bad person - but you enjoy that, she said 
291 - only at three in the morning 
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead here 
Polly - morning ? 
291 - that would explain a lot 
bad person - tied up in knots 
291 - Polly want a cracker 
Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision... 
bad person - i,m just suffering 
Fred - Polly does get a bit repetitive 
** Captain enters ** 
Captain - Please tell me more about you and boats.... 
291 - suffering is our lot in life 
bad person - why? 
Fred - what ARE you??!?! 
Captain - Do you get seasick bad person ? 
291 - I have placed mines on your hull bad operson 
Captain - I need some direction here.... 
Fred - I think this would really depend on my position at any given time 
bad person - why are u all gangwaying up on me? 
291 - There are three people wioth theri back to the screen and I can say 
anything I like aboiut them 
291 - ASK me a questiomn about them 
bad person - are they fit? 
291 - 2 girls 1 boy 
Fred - I need some direction here.... 
291 - Pretty mcu, but they snoke which I don't like 
Captain - Please don't rock the boat Fred 
bad person - hmmmm......how much for the women? 
291 - 4 camles each 
Fred - can you explain that a bit more... 
Captain - What are you? 
bad person - i prefer marlboro myself 
291 - I'll toss in the guy for free 
Fred - I don't understand ... 
291 - You never diod Freed 
bad person - the boy can clean up after 
Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard 
291 - Only if he is giid 
Fred - how did you find this place bad person ? 
bad person - easily 
291 - I think onme of trhem is foreign 
Captain - What is the cut of your jib Fred ? 
bad person - foreign to whom? 
291 - tHE GTRhe firls have got very short hair 
Captain - please bad person ...containy ourself... 
291 - To this country of course 
bad person - nope, they gotta have long hair and fishtails 
291 - What is a fish tail in this context 
Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think? 
bad person - ya know, like mermaids 
291 - do you have the time 
Captain - I'm on an even keel 
bad person - tell the skipper to butt out and concentrate on sialing the 
ship 
291 - You mean the sea creautres without brasierres 
291 - Yes you hiney 
bad person - have u ever seen a seacreature with a bra? 
Captain - its getting increasingly difficult to stay on course... 
291 - Yes a brazoan 
bad person - wots a hiney when its at home? 
291 - Honey actually 
Captain - What is the cut of your jib bad person ? 
291 - My jib is my own business 
bad person - oooo, am i a honey now? very flattered 
Captain - What direction do you think we should be taking here? 
291 - Crawling weith insects yo umean 
bad person - very deep 
Captain - how did you get here 291 ? 
291 - so deep I am asleep 
bad person - dozy 
291 - I took a bus 291 
291 - slozy 
Captain - 291 , how would you describe your cruising range? 
291 - are you cruising for a bruising 
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ? 
291 - Hello grwy topped girl 
291 - With the blonde bob 
291 - Are you leraving so soon? 
Captain - So, 291 where do you live? 
291 - Got a alugh at last 
Captain - I might be, what do YOU think? 
291 - bad boy whr u 
Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do yuo think? 
291 - time gentleman 
291 - sounds fishy to me 
bad person - brrrr cold 
291 - did you mother never tell you to wrap u p well 
Captain - I don't quite get your meaning bad person ... 
bad person - i dont know 
291 - what do you kno0w 
bad person - i ambad 
Captain - This feels like a rigged conversation 
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... 
291 - And you dom't car who knows it 
291 - Hello pretty Yasmin 
Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discovery to you? 
291 - Can you hear me 
291 - Why aren't you listening to me Yasmin 
291 - Is who gone 
Captain - Do you like boats, 291 ? 
291 - What can I tell you 
291 - Only when they are full of seaman 
bad person - boats 
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ? 
bad person - yes 
** Polly flies off ** 
291 - Do you liek goats bad person 
291 - Do you liek goats bad person 
Captain - plain sailing! 
bad person - welsh goats 
Captain - bad person , you seem to be steerin gthe conversation in a 
particular direction.... 
291 - Would the sexy bar girl like to come for a meal with us I wonder 
bad person - sure 
291 - Bsck again 
291 - Bye Bye bad boy 
bad person - ciao 
291 - We are all going SEE YA 
Captain - 291 , can I sound you out about something? 
bad person - i am off 
Captain - off , tell us more... 
291 - Hey bar girl 
291 - Are yiou there and typing 
291 - See ya then.... 
Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard 
** Captain leaves ** 
291 - go to home 
291 - go to home 
** Gail breezes in ** 
291 - go to home 
Gail - have you visited before? 
291 - go to home 
291 - go to home 
291 - robert 
291 - robert 
291 - robert 
291 - robert 
Gail - I'm sure all this will soon blow voer... 
Gail - sorry 291 , I don't understand 
291 - although the breeze does seem to be coming from a rather unusual angle 

Gail - are you feeling at all queasy 291 or is it just me? 
291 - It's definitlry you mate 
Gail - Nice day for it. 
291 - I am feeling lovely 
Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup... 
bad person - tell me more about you feeling lovelu 
291 - OOH Gail where are you my dear 
291 - What is there to say 
Gail - Do you like sailing? 
291 - To be honest it's beena while 
Gail - please stop making waves! 
291 - Are you sea sick? 
Gail - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so 
bad person - Yes I am actually but I'm not sure whether it's the sea# 
291 - I will not respond to BAD PERSON 
bad person - I like sailing a lot 
bad person - why not 
Gail - really, what makes you say that? 
291 - Go easy on yourself 
Gail - oh bad person my personal barometer is heating up nicely.... 
291 - Gail is hot 
Gail - Do you like sailing? 
291 - NO 
bad person - Yes Gail I just told you so 
291 - Next topic 
bad person - Why don't you like sailing 291 
Gail - really, what makes you say that? 
bad person - Is it something from your past? 
** Polly hops in ** 
Gail - are you feeling at all queasy bad person or is it just me? 
bad person - Well, a bit Gail 
291 - because 
291 - because 
Gail - I'm all buoyed up and raring to go! 
291 - because 
291 - because 
291 - because 
bad person - because what? 
Gail - uh huh? 
291 - it is really personal 
bad person - please elaborate 
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? 
291 - it has to do with my mother 
bad person - Does she sail a lot? 
Gail - how long have you been here 291 ? 
291 - more than you want to know 
bad person - Yes 291 tell me 
291 - i've been sailing forever 
Gail - how long have you been here bad person ? 
bad person - Ah,, so you've had enough of it? 
Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride 
291 - my mum tells me so 
bad person - Always your mum, what ybout you? 
Gail - have you visited before? 
291 - where? 
Gail - we esem to be getting into murky depths here bad person ... 
Gail - I'm all buoyed up and raring to go! 
bad person - Certainly do, Gail, tell me more 291 
291 - it is kind of kinda muddy 
bad person - Well, I'm all up for it 
Gail - *laughs out loud* 
bad person - We're here alone anywaz 
bad person - anyway I mean 
291 - you are mean 
Gail - It never rains but it pours 
Gail - please elaborate! 
bad person - Why, it's always a good time to bare your soul 
Gail - The sun has come out today... 
bad person - You see, look at the bright side 
bad person - hey you! 
Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves bad person ? 
bad person - Yes but that's a cleaning process 
Gail - have you visited before? 
bad person - Several timmes 
Gail - is theer anything else to do on this ship except talk? 
bad person - No there isn't 
** 291 abandons ship ** 
bad person - Well, bye then 
bad person - Was a pleasure to talk to you 
Gail - have you visited before? 
** bad person abandons ship **